he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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