talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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