she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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