Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
im on a boat
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