I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
