why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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