just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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