I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You are a booty call, not a friend.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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