whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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