dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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