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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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