Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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