I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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