I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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