Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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