Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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