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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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