Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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