Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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