big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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