Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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