I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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