Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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