Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Porn is love you can see.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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