her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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