I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
