I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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