Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Quick, to the slutcave!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You pole danced in your parka.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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