Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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