I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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