She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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