He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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