Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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