You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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