Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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