i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize