Having a random hookup so left but love u
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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