at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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