PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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