Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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