just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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