I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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