I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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