I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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