I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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