Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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