Farmville is her only friend.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I have fence marks all over my body
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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