Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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