Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Sober January is a disaster.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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