I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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