My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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