I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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