yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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