Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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