his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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