I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
no you cant smoke seaweed
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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