Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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