Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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