I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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